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LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Nov 27, 2021 17:10:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Nov 27, 2021 17:10:55 GMT Nov 26, 2021 23:26:27 GMT AnBr said: <button disabled="" class="c-attachment-insert--linked o-btn--sm">Attachment Deleted</button> Not enough likes for that one.
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Dec 1, 2021 22:21:45 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Dec 1, 2021 22:21:45 GMT Hmmmm. Good advice.
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

pnwguy Associate Professor Posts: 1,447	Political Humor Dec 1, 2021 22:57:07 GMT goldenvalley likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pnwguy on Dec 1, 2021 22:57:07 GMT Dec 1, 2021 22:21:45 GMT LFC said: Hmmmm. Good advice. I won't object to any Futurama references.
	"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..." "It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family" "You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation" "I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

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Dec 1, 2021 22:57:07 GMT pnwguy said:

I won't object to any Futurama references.

It's a show I liked when I'd catch an episode but never really jumped into. Recently my wife and I decided to give it a shot from the beginning. We're well into Season 5 and will be watching all the way through. I was afraid it was going to be a start and peter out quickly like we did with the Simpson's but we like it much better.

"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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Political Humor Dec 3, 2021 23:23:21 GMT

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Kyle Rittenhouse Says He Is Open To Hiring Matt Gaetz As A Sex Trafficker

Speaking through his attorney today, accused murderer Kyle Rittenhouse said that, given his present legal problems, dating is difficult so the use of a professional to provide him with a steady supply of young girls is very appealing.

“My client is seeking to have someone transport potential sex partners across state lines to service him given his present circumstance.”

Reached for comment, Rittenhouse said he already has someone in mind – Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz.

“I wouldn’t want to go with some unknown, so the fact that Matt has a proven track record in this area is very appealing.”

"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Dec 10, 2021 23:34:22 GMT Bact PhD and goldenvalley like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Dec 10, 2021 23:34:22 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Political Humor Dec 11, 2021 3:44:58 GMT LFC likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Dec 11, 2021 3:44:58 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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Dec 11, 2021 3:44:58 GMT AnBr said:

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I spent a minute trying to rhyme Boebert. Then…..

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Political Humor Dec 11, 2021 21:33:35 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Dec 11, 2021 21:33:35 GMT No, start with the bundt.
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Dec 11, 2021 22:33:23 GMT Bact PhD and goldenvalley like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Dec 11, 2021 22:33:23 GMT Flake on a cake?
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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Political Humor Dec 12, 2021 0:10:00 GMT via mobile

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Dec 11, 2021 22:33:23 GMT LFC said:

Flake on a cake?

Good save !! Well played !

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Political Humor Dec 14, 2021 23:58:19 GMT Bact PhD and LFC like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Dec 14, 2021 23:58:19 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

goldenvalley Tenured Full Professor Posts: 3,926	Political Humor Dec 16, 2021 6:54:56 GMT Bact PhD, LFC, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by goldenvalley on Dec 16, 2021 6:54:56 GMT Liz Cheney doesn't miss.

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Political Humor Dec 16, 2021 13:00:06 GMT

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Dec 16, 2021 6:54:56 GMT goldenvalley said:

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Liz Cheney doesn't miss.

We miss Ohman in Oregon. He worked for the Oregonian for 29 years before being offered the editor position at the Sac Bee. His drawing style is quite unique, and of course his tongue is sharp.

"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..."

"It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family"

"You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation"

"I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Political Humor Dec 17, 2021 1:30:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Dec 17, 2021 1:30:19 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

Bact PhD Administrator Posts: 1,413	Political Humor Dec 17, 2021 15:51:41 GMT via mobile LFC likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bact PhD on Dec 17, 2021 15:51:41 GMT Dec 17, 2021 1:30:19 GMT AnBr said: View Attachment I see the old “blonde joke” about computer use has been resurrected and updated.
	(About fame) Living for likes, shares and follows is a form of validation. The question is whether it is also the source of our self esteem. If it is, we’re screwed. And, culturally, it seems as if it’s become more and more our shared value. ... Meringue is no longer a sweet and pretty topping but the body itself. ~Charles Perez

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	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Political Humor Dec 24, 2021 22:11:45 GMT LFC, goldenvalley, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Dec 24, 2021 22:11:45 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Political Humor Jan 3, 2022 0:52:30 GMT LFC and jackd like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jan 3, 2022 0:52:30 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Jan 5, 2022 15:33:28 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Jan 5, 2022 15:33:28 GMT The "Let's Go Brandon" replies are sprouting up more and more.
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Borowitz:

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Ivanka Trump begged Vladimir Putin to command her father to call off the attack on the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, new reports indicate.

According to evidence collected by the House subcommittee investigating the insurrection, when Trump witnessed the rioting on television, she immediately placed a call to the Russian President.

“You’ve got to talk sense to my dad,” Trump reportedly pleaded. “You’re the only one he listens to.”

“Not Jared?” the Russian leader inquired.

“He thinks Jared’s a joke,” she replied.

According to the report, Putin politely declined her request. “If it got out that I was helping save American democracy, that would make me look bad,” he explained.

Trump reportedly said that she “understood,” and then placed a call to the North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un.

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