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AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Political Humor Aug 5, 2022 14:32:24 GMT Bact PhD, LFC, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 5, 2022 14:32:24 GMT Andy Borowitz 13h· Justice Department Urges Trump To Hire Alex Jones’s Lawyers
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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Political Humor Aug 5, 2022 15:35:41 GMT AnBr likes this

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Aug 5, 2022 14:32:24 GMT AnBr said:

Andy Borowitz
13h·

Justice Department Urges Trump To Hire Alex Jones’s Lawyers

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The entire list on his New Yorker home page are winners

Kansas Republicans Face Dark Future in State Where Women Have Rights

Trump Demands Recount After Biden Has More Positive COVID Tests Than He Did

Mitch McConnell Expels Joe Manchin from Republican Party

Trump Claims Justice Department Cannot Prove He Ever Acted as a President

Hawley Concerned That Being a Coward Is Overshadowing His Work as a Fascist

Bannon’s Lawyers Argue That Imprisoning Him Would Be Cruel and Unusual Punishment for Other Prisoners

...and others

"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..."

"It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family"

"You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation"

"I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

pnwguy Associate Professor Posts: 1,447	Political Humor Aug 9, 2022 14:38:30 GMT LFC likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pnwguy on Aug 9, 2022 14:38:30 GMT We can only hope....
	"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..." "It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family" "You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation" "I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Aug 9, 2022 18:44:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Aug 9, 2022 18:44:33 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

pnwguy Associate Professor Posts: 1,447	Political Humor Aug 9, 2022 18:54:47 GMT Bact PhD, LFC, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pnwguy on Aug 9, 2022 18:54:47 GMT Aug 9, 2022 18:44:33 GMT LFC said: The FBI moved on Trump like a bitch. When you are the FBI, they let you do it.
	"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..." "It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family" "You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation" "I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Aug 9, 2022 20:13:02 GMT Bact PhD and AnBr like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Aug 9, 2022 20:13:02 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Aug 10, 2022 20:48:10 GMT Bact PhD, goldenvalley, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Aug 10, 2022 20:48:10 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Political Humor Aug 11, 2022 0:22:42 GMT Bact PhD likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 11, 2022 0:22:42 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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Political Humor Aug 16, 2022 14:24:02 GMT Bact PhD and pnwguy like this

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Post by goldenvalley on Aug 16, 2022 14:24:02 GMT

Who knew Kellyanne Conway's husband could write satire?

You’re looking for cookies? There are no cookies here.

I don’t have any cookies. I don’t even like cookies. Won’t eat them. Never had one in my life.

Never even seen one. Not once. Ever.

I like steak and hamberders — I mean, hamburgers. For dessert, I have ice cream. Vanilla. Two scoops. Sometimes on pie. Definitely NOT cookies.

And if I had cookies, they would only be the Best Cookies. Big, beautiful, gorgeous, magnificent cookies. Cookies like no one has ever seen.

And totally, totally hot. Not cold, ugly cookies like yours.

The cookies you’re looking for, they look and taste like sh--. … I mean, I didn’t try them; someone else did. The cookies were terrible, people are saying. MANY people.

These cookies weren’t my type.

What? You’re saying you have photos of me with cookies? That’s a Complete Lie.

Your pictures are FAKE — just like you are. This is a Another Complete and Total Hoax.

First, you made up the Russia Hoax. Then the Ukraine Hoax, and then the Election Hoax. It was Russia, Russia, Russia. Now it’s Cookies, Cookies, Cookies.

ALL FAKE NEWS.

I am NOT Cookie Monster! YOU are Cookie Monster!!

It goes on. Worth a read.

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Aug 18, 2022 16:00:23 GMT Bact PhD and pnwguy like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Aug 18, 2022 16:00:23 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Aug 19, 2022 17:07:05 GMT Bact PhD, AnBr, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Aug 19, 2022 17:07:05 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Aug 19, 2022 17:07:46 GMT Bact PhD and pnwguy like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Aug 19, 2022 17:07:46 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Aug 19, 2022 18:03:29 GMT Bact PhD and goldenvalley like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Aug 19, 2022 18:03:29 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Aug 20, 2022 16:52:54 GMT pnwguy likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Aug 20, 2022 16:52:54 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Aug 20, 2022 19:01:03 GMT Bact PhD and pnwguy like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Aug 20, 2022 19:01:03 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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Political Humor Aug 21, 2022 1:32:08 GMT LFC and pnwguy like this

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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

pnwguy Associate Professor Posts: 1,447	Political Humor Aug 21, 2022 3:05:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pnwguy on Aug 21, 2022 3:05:02 GMT Actually I think they just buried her ashes. Of course, Beetlejuice can now get lower tax rates because his Bedminster property is now a "cemetery".
	"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..." "It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family" "You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation" "I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Aug 21, 2022 22:47:10 GMT Bact PhD and pnwguy like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Aug 21, 2022 22:47:10 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Political Humor Aug 23, 2022 3:44:26 GMT Bact PhD and pnwguy like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 23, 2022 3:44:26 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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Political Humor Aug 23, 2022 20:14:46 GMT pnwguy likes this

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Despite right-wing headwinds The Onion manages to keep up the good work. This is a slideshow called Pennsylvanians Explain Why They Are Voting For Dr. Oz. The person who posted this over at TPM particularly like this one.

"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Political Humor Aug 28, 2022 2:19:33 GMT Bact PhD and LFC like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 28, 2022 2:19:33 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Political Humor Aug 28, 2022 20:21:48 GMT LFC likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 28, 2022 20:21:48 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Political Humor Aug 31, 2022 15:04:46 GMT LFC and goldenvalley like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 31, 2022 15:04:46 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Political Humor Sept 1, 2022 2:20:28 GMT LFC and pnwguy like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Sept 1, 2022 2:20:28 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Political Humor Sept 2, 2022 15:34:37 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Sept 2, 2022 15:34:37 GMT
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