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Political Humor May 13, 2021 4:28:35 GMT Bact PhD, LFC, and 3 more like this

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That’s the MAGAt crucifix to pray to in the Roman Trumpolic Church. He was without sin but accepted his suffering in the Stolen 2020 election. In 2024, he will be resurrected and ascend to power, with righteous rage to purge the nation of the wicked (Democrat voters, Mexicans, Muslims, Chy-nese, etc.). Hallowed be his Holy Name.

"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..."

"It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family"

"You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation"

"I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

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Political Humor May 13, 2021 13:49:37 GMT pnwguy likes this

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May 13, 2021 4:28:35 GMT pnwguy said:

That’s the MAGAt crucifix to pray to in the Roman Trumpolic Church. He was without sin but accepted his suffering in the Stolen 2020 election. In 2024, he will be resurrected and ascend to power, with righteous rage to purge the nation of the wicked (Democrat voters, Mexicans, Muslims, Chy-nese, etc.). Hallowed be his Holy Name.

Dude, I'm stealing the F*** out of that.

"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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Political Humor May 13, 2021 18:17:22 GMT

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May 13, 2021 4:28:35 GMT pnwguy said:

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That’s the MAGAt crucifix to pray to in the Roman Trumpolic Church. He was without sin but accepted his suffering in the Stolen 2020 election. In 2024, he will be resurrected and ascend to power, with righteous rage to purge the nation of the wicked (Democrat voters, Mexicans, Muslims, Chy-nese, etc.). Hallowed be his Holy Name.

Except, it wouldn't be Trump in person nailed to the golden arches. It would be a cut out... just like the cut out which taught students in Trump University.

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Political Humor May 13, 2021 18:25:23 GMT via mobile pnwguy likes this

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May 13, 2021 4:28:35 GMT pnwguy said:

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That’s the MAGAt crucifix to pray to in the Roman Trumpolic Church. He was without sin but accepted his suffering in the Stolen 2020 election. In 2024, he will be resurrected and ascend to power, with righteous rage to purge the nation of the wicked (Democrat voters, Mexicans, Muslims, Chy-nese, etc.). Hallowed be his Holy Name.

And I presume “hamberders” would be distributed as the Communion Host? And “covfefe” for the Sacramental Drink?

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	Reality is a hallucination caused by alcohol deprivation. Unknown. Only Satan can rebuke sin. The righteous don't know enough. Rudyard Kipling God is not dead. He was merely voted out of office. Unknown. You can do anything with anybody if you just save them the trouble of thinking. Rudyard Kipling People don’t believe in ideas: they believe in people who believe in ideas. Ze’ev Mankowitz

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Political Humor May 15, 2021 15:24:57 GMT

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May 15, 2021 14:57:24 GMT AnBr said:

May 15, 2021 9:11:29 GMT RichTBikkies said:

Somebody I should know? Please help out here. Sometimes pix on this board make me feel like a damned foreign-devil.

I don't recognise the bloke, either.

Right. So it's Eric or Donald Jr, and . . . I've suddenly lost interest. Did the personable young spawn of the Devil (sorry, Beez) eventually get to cut his own tie off? I can't be bothered to google; just tell me, one of you guys.

Reality is a hallucination caused by alcohol deprivation. Unknown.

Only Satan can rebuke sin. The righteous don't know enough. Rudyard Kipling

God is not dead. He was merely voted out of office. Unknown.

You can do anything with anybody if you just save them the trouble of thinking. Rudyard Kipling

People don’t believe in ideas: they believe in people who believe in ideas. Ze’ev Mankowitz

goldenvalley Tenured Full Professor Posts: 3,923	Political Humor May 15, 2021 19:16:00 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by goldenvalley on May 15, 2021 19:16:00 GMT I'd love to help Rich but I don't know the horse or the man next to the horse.

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Political Humor May 19, 2021 15:50:52 GMT LFC likes this

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Borowitz needs to be quoted in full:

In a controversial proposal that has raised eyebrows among political observers, the House Minority Leader, Kevin McCarthy, is urging that January 6th be removed from the month of January.

“There’s been a lot of disagreement over whether January 6th is actually a real day in the month of January,” McCarthy said. “The American people want us to move on.”

Noting that “many months get by with just thirty days in them,” McCarthy asked why “January should be any different.”

At the United States Senate, Ron Johnson, of Wisconsin, questioned whether January 6th “ever existed,” and suggested that the date might have been a “hoax.”

“If you ask a member of Antifa whether January has a date in it called the sixth, I guarantee you that he or she will say it does,” he said. “I don’t see why we should continue to recognize a fake date that was made up by Antifa.”

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