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Post by andydp on Apr 12, 2022 12:35:49 GMT
You don't have to forget the past to start enjoying the present.
Kentaro Yabuki
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Post by andydp on Apr 13, 2022 12:41:54 GMT
Aristotle could have known so much more if he cooked.
Juana Inés de la Cruz
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Post by andydp on Apr 14, 2022 22:54:19 GMT
Thinking is difficult, that’s why most people judge.
Carl Jung
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Post by andydp on Apr 15, 2022 12:23:46 GMT
It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.
Mike Royko
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Post by andydp on Apr 16, 2022 12:41:38 GMT
Today being our 45th Wedding anniversary, a few appropriate quotes:
Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
Paulo Coelho
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.
Lyndon B. Johnson
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Henny Youngman
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Post by Bact PhD on Apr 16, 2022 13:31:50 GMT
Happy 45th! 
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Post by goldenvalley on Apr 17, 2022 15:59:11 GMT
Thinking is difficult, that’s why most people judge.
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Post by andydp on Apr 17, 2022 20:00:48 GMT
For Easter: a timely piece of advice.
Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
Miguel de Cervantes
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Post by andydp on Apr 18, 2022 13:22:54 GMT
Your real security is yourself. You know you can do it, and they can't ever take that away from you.
Mae West
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Post by andydp on Apr 19, 2022 12:11:44 GMT
In acknowledgement of the Spring snowstorm going on in the Northeast, a weather quote:
The actual Irish weather report is really a recording made in 1922, which no one has had occasion to change. "Scattered showers, periods of sunshine."
Wilfrid Sheed
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Post by andydp on Apr 20, 2022 12:08:31 GMT
Since I went to my wife's reunion planning party, I'll post a reunion quote.
I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk of old times with old friends is the greatest thing in the world.
Will Rogers
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Post by andydp on Apr 21, 2022 12:38:46 GMT
Let's put a limit to the scramble for money. ... Having got what you wanted, you ought to begin to bring that struggle to an end.
Horace
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Post by andydp on Apr 22, 2022 13:16:30 GMT
Don't expect a great day; create one.
Bob Proctor
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Post by andydp on Apr 23, 2022 12:58:15 GMT
If you want money more than anything, you'll be bought and sold your whole life.
Rumi
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Post by andydp on Apr 24, 2022 13:42:21 GMT
A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Post by andydp on Apr 25, 2022 10:50:01 GMT
In keeping with my lotto win of $2.00 and my substantially bigger IRS bill.
Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.
Lyndon B. Johnson
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Post by goldenvalley on Apr 25, 2022 16:48:55 GMT
A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life.
Ralph Waldo Emerson As we were moving into our first purchased house the toilet backed up all over the bathroom floor. A friend who was helping us move was the one who flushed it so he grabbed towels out of the box they were packed in and started sopping up the mess. He yelled down the hall "Call the landlord!" My husband said "Damn...we're the landlord." This has become our phrase for indicating the house needs something repaired or replaced. |
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Post by andydp on Apr 26, 2022 16:55:31 GMT
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
Dave Barry
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Post by andydp on Apr 27, 2022 20:41:54 GMT
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Post by andydp on Apr 28, 2022 18:21:08 GMT
This came up in today's "Cryptoquote"
Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.
Muhammad Ali
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Post by andydp on Apr 29, 2022 12:55:17 GMT
We all strive for safety, prosperity, comfort, long life, and dullness.
Aldo Leopold
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Post by andydp on Apr 30, 2022 12:18:35 GMT
I count myself in nothing else so happy as in a soul remembering my good Friends.
William Shakespeare
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Post by andydp on May 1, 2022 20:10:25 GMT
Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.
Mark Twain
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Post by andydp on May 2, 2022 11:39:17 GMT
The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington.
Yakov Smirnoff
Walking down memory lane, I recall an interview with a motorist the last time gas was in the $4.00 range:
They were asked their thoughts about the "gas crisis". The person responded with: "What crisis ? You have money, you get gas."***
*** Speaking of which, Big Bird needs a complete fill up of premium. I'm betting about $100. I will advise tomorrow, its raining right now.
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Post by andydp on May 3, 2022 12:56:09 GMT
Worrying is stupid. it's like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.
Wiz Khalifa
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