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Non-Political Humor May 4, 2022 20:30:07 GMT

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I wish I had known about this stuff in college. I would have saved a fortune in alcohol and dating costs.

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

pnwguy Associate Professor Posts: 1,447	Non-Political Humor May 5, 2022 15:32:04 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pnwguy on May 5, 2022 15:32:04 GMT A strongly worded Keep Out sign.
	"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..." "It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family" "You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation" "I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor May 5, 2022 23:11:38 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on May 5, 2022 23:11:38 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

Bact PhD Administrator Posts: 1,413	Non-Political Humor May 6, 2022 0:35:56 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bact PhD on May 6, 2022 0:35:56 GMT May 5, 2022 23:11:38 GMT AnBr said: View Attachment “Florida Man has affair with general’s wife, orders hit on general”
	(About fame) Living for likes, shares and follows is a form of validation. The question is whether it is also the source of our self esteem. If it is, we’re screwed. And, culturally, it seems as if it’s become more and more our shared value. ... Meringue is no longer a sweet and pretty topping but the body itself. ~Charles Perez

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Non-Political Humor May 8, 2022 15:05:47 GMT Bact PhD likes this

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My last Physical

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor May 9, 2022 23:04:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on May 9, 2022 23:04:23 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor May 13, 2022 22:48:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on May 13, 2022 22:48:55 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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Non-Political Humor May 15, 2022 15:39:05 GMT goldenvalley likes this

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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

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Non-Political Humor May 15, 2022 15:40:25 GMT

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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

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Non-Political Humor May 15, 2022 20:51:13 GMT

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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor May 15, 2022 21:58:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on May 15, 2022 21:58:55 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor May 15, 2022 22:06:08 GMT Bact PhD and LFC like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on May 15, 2022 22:06:08 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor May 17, 2022 17:49:31 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on May 17, 2022 17:49:31 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor May 17, 2022 17:49:50 GMT Bact PhD likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on May 17, 2022 17:49:50 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor May 17, 2022 17:50:06 GMT Bact PhD, goldenvalley, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on May 17, 2022 17:50:06 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor May 17, 2022 20:47:18 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on May 17, 2022 20:47:18 GMT May 17, 2022 17:49:31 GMT LFC said: <button disabled="" class="c-attachment-insert--linked o-btn--sm">Attachment Deleted</button> I'll worry about it tomorrow.
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor May 18, 2022 11:14:30 GMT LFC likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on May 18, 2022 11:14:30 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor May 19, 2022 1:44:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on May 19, 2022 1:44:49 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor May 19, 2022 1:54:13 GMT LFC likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on May 19, 2022 1:54:13 GMT Andy Borowitz 2h Uber Driver Charges Newly-freed Martin Shkreli 300 Times Normal Rate
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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Non-Political Humor May 19, 2022 12:50:11 GMT

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The feeling you get when you leave the Corvette with the mechanic.

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor May 19, 2022 14:09:22 GMT Bact PhD likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on May 19, 2022 14:09:22 GMT May 19, 2022 12:50:11 GMT andydp said: The feeling you get when you leave the Corvette with the mechanic.
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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Non-Political Humor May 21, 2022 18:34:25 GMT Bact PhD likes this

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My world and welcome to it.

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor May 24, 2022 0:22:28 GMT goldenvalley likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on May 24, 2022 0:22:28 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor May 24, 2022 1:38:32 GMT Bact PhD likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on May 24, 2022 1:38:32 GMT Andy Borowitz 3h· Man Who Champions Self-driving Car Mysteriously Dislikes Bots
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Jun 8, 2022 15:46:41 GMT Bact PhD likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jun 8, 2022 15:46:41 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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