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Non-Political Humor May 25, 2021 10:57:40 GMT

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May 25, 2021 1:50:35 GMT @probabilistic3 said:

May 24, 2021 22:27:26 GMT LFC said:

Knickers in a twist.

Can't be. He's a toughie. He goes commando.

I'd heard from a usually reliable source that Mr Statham NEVER goes commando. He wears Victoria's Secret.

But . . . in these days of fake news . . .

Reality is a hallucination caused by alcohol deprivation. Unknown.

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God is not dead. He was merely voted out of office. Unknown.

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People don’t believe in ideas: they believe in people who believe in ideas. Ze’ev Mankowitz

RichTBikkies Grad Student Trainee Basil Fawlty. Practising Victor Meldrew. Posts: 136	Non-Political Humor May 25, 2021 11:01:19 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RichTBikkies on May 25, 2021 11:01:19 GMT And you guys can just about lay off my exquisite lingerie. It was a present from my dear mother.
	Reality is a hallucination caused by alcohol deprivation. Unknown. Only Satan can rebuke sin. The righteous don't know enough. Rudyard Kipling God is not dead. He was merely voted out of office. Unknown. You can do anything with anybody if you just save them the trouble of thinking. Rudyard Kipling People don’t believe in ideas: they believe in people who believe in ideas. Ze’ev Mankowitz

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor May 25, 2021 13:57:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on May 25, 2021 13:57:48 GMT May 25, 2021 11:01:19 GMT RichTBikkies said: And you guys can just about lay off my exquisite lingerie. It was a present from my dear mother. Along with the vintage exercise equipment you claim I posted?
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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Non-Political Humor May 25, 2021 14:06:01 GMT via mobile LFC likes this

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May 25, 2021 11:01:19 GMT RichTBikkies said:

And you guys can just about lay off my exquisite lingerie. It was a present from my dear mother.

Lingerie…like these Brits?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q80ElML7KGk

(About fame) Living for likes, shares and follows is a form of validation. The question is whether it is also the source of our self esteem. If it is, we’re screwed. And, culturally, it seems as if it’s become more and more our shared value. ... Meringue is no longer a sweet and pretty topping but the body itself. ~Charles Perez

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Non-Political Humor May 25, 2021 18:39:56 GMT via mobile

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May 25, 2021 14:06:01 GMT Bact PhD said:

May 25, 2021 11:01:19 GMT RichTBikkies said:

And you guys can just about lay off my exquisite lingerie. It was a present from my dear mother.

Lingerie…like these Brits?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q80ElML7KGk

What's all this? Are you alleging that History will prove you never posted it?

Reality is a hallucination caused by alcohol deprivation. Unknown.

Only Satan can rebuke sin. The righteous don't know enough. Rudyard Kipling

God is not dead. He was merely voted out of office. Unknown.

You can do anything with anybody if you just save them the trouble of thinking. Rudyard Kipling

People don’t believe in ideas: they believe in people who believe in ideas. Ze’ev Mankowitz

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Non-Political Humor May 25, 2021 20:20:58 GMT

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May 25, 2021 18:39:56 GMT RichTBikkies said:

What's all this? Are you alleging that History will prove you never posted it?

I'll simply go full Republican and deny it. If I follow their playbook there's not enough evidence in the world to convince me that I'm not the victim and you are my socialist oppressor who simply wants to abuse me for speaking the truth. MAGA!

"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

RichTBikkies Grad Student Trainee Basil Fawlty. Practising Victor Meldrew. Posts: 136	Non-Political Humor May 26, 2021 12:25:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RichTBikkies on May 26, 2021 12:25:30 GMT A Like, even though I don't get it.
	Reality is a hallucination caused by alcohol deprivation. Unknown. Only Satan can rebuke sin. The righteous don't know enough. Rudyard Kipling God is not dead. He was merely voted out of office. Unknown. You can do anything with anybody if you just save them the trouble of thinking. Rudyard Kipling People don’t believe in ideas: they believe in people who believe in ideas. Ze’ev Mankowitz

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Non-Political Humor May 26, 2021 14:22:45 GMT

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May 26, 2021 12:25:30 GMT RichTBikkies said:

A Like, even though I don't get it.

Glad I'm not the only one...

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AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,818	Non-Political Humor May 26, 2021 16:42:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on May 26, 2021 16:42:01 GMT That was Mick Fleetwood in his costume for his appearance on Star Trek TNG
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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Non-Political Humor May 28, 2021 7:54:41 GMT

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"One Picture is Worth a Thousand Words".

Unfortunately one day in about 1973 I didn't cut the doctored photo out of Computer Weekly. But the words will just about do.

It showed Clive Jenkins, General Secretary of the Association of Scientific, Technical and Managerial Staffs (a trade union) in a "photo opportunity". He was gazing at a computer screen, with a couple of people nearby. Two bubble captions had been added.

"In this part of the Universe, Mr Jenkins, you must now kill 50 Klingons".

"Isn't there an agreed disputes procedure, then?"

(Well, I laughed, anyway).

Reality is a hallucination caused by alcohol deprivation. Unknown.

Only Satan can rebuke sin. The righteous don't know enough. Rudyard Kipling

God is not dead. He was merely voted out of office. Unknown.

You can do anything with anybody if you just save them the trouble of thinking. Rudyard Kipling

People don’t believe in ideas: they believe in people who believe in ideas. Ze’ev Mankowitz

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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Non-Political Humor May 30, 2021 19:04:13 GMT

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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Non-Political Humor Jun 1, 2021 4:03:51 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jun 1, 2021 4:03:51 GMT May 31, 2021 13:21:37 GMT AnBr said: The instruction sheet says "Provide your own spark".

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Jun 1, 2021 4:03:51 GMT @probabilistic3 said:

May 31, 2021 13:21:37 GMT AnBr said:

The instruction sheet says "Provide your own spark".

No they always provide a hex head wrench so they would at least include a flint in the packaging

"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..."

"It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family"

"You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation"

"I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..." "It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family" "You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation" "I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

goldenvalley Tenured Full Professor Posts: 3,919	Non-Political Humor Jun 1, 2021 19:18:40 GMT Bact PhD likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by goldenvalley on Jun 1, 2021 19:18:40 GMT I think it's a sign. The flammable liquid sign you see on oil and gas tankers.

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Non-Political Humor Jun 1, 2021 20:04:04 GMT

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Jun 1, 2021 19:18:40 GMT goldenvalley said:

I think it's a sign. The flammable liquid sign you see on oil and gas tankers.

You are correct. If you're really interested, just google Pinto recalls

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Jun 1, 2021 20:52:59 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Jun 1, 2021 20:52:59 GMT They did a scene about that in the spoof movie "Top Secret!".
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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