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Non-Political Humor Aug 26, 2021 14:57:35 GMT

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My weekend is all set !!

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

pnwguy Associate Professor Posts: 1,447	Non-Political Humor Aug 26, 2021 15:29:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pnwguy on Aug 26, 2021 15:29:15 GMT Aug 26, 2021 14:57:35 GMT andydp said: My weekend is all set !! Do they sell live bait too? In my state, they would also need to sell cannabis for a one-stop shop.
	"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..." "It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family" "You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation" "I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Aug 31, 2021 17:30:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Aug 31, 2021 17:30:03 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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Non-Political Humor Aug 31, 2021 20:34:42 GMT

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Aug 31, 2021 17:30:03 GMT LFC said:

What you have to realize, it's more subtle than that.

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Sept 7, 2021 13:36:35 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Sept 7, 2021 13:36:35 GMT Sept 7, 2021 2:40:43 GMT AnBr said: . We're in the midst of a major home reno project with almost the entire first level down to subfloor so this was timely.
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Sept 9, 2021 0:58:54 GMT LFC and pnwguy like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Sept 9, 2021 0:58:54 GMT . Attachments:
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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Non-Political Humor Sept 15, 2021 14:26:08 GMT Bact PhD and goldenvalley like this

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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Sept 16, 2021 13:58:40 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Sept 16, 2021 13:58:40 GMT A clip from "Coupling", a fantastic British sitcom which ran for 4 seasons starting in 2000. I can't recommend it enough.
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

pnwguy Associate Professor Posts: 1,447	Non-Political Humor Sept 17, 2021 14:21:24 GMT via mobile Bact PhD and goldenvalley like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pnwguy on Sept 17, 2021 14:21:24 GMT Sept 17, 2021 12:43:47 GMT AnBr said: . The sacred use of Christmas Trees was spelled out in Two Corinthians
	"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..." "It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family" "You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation" "I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

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Non-Political Humor Sept 17, 2021 14:28:47 GMT

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Sept 17, 2021 14:21:24 GMT pnwguy said:

Sept 17, 2021 12:43:47 GMT AnBr said:

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The sacred use of Christmas Trees was spelled out in Two Corinthians

Had to look that one up. Touche. I guess a more modern, pop culture translation might be "All your base are belong to us."

"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

goldenvalley Tenured Full Professor Posts: 3,923	Non-Political Humor Sept 17, 2021 15:47:59 GMT Bact PhD likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by goldenvalley on Sept 17, 2021 15:47:59 GMT Sept 17, 2021 12:43:47 GMT AnBr said: . Do you have to show some sort of passport before they sell you a tree?

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Sept 17, 2021 15:47:59 GMT goldenvalley said:

Sept 17, 2021 12:43:47 GMT AnBr said:

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Do you have to show some sort of passport before they sell you a tree?

Nope. Just shout the secret words: "Praise Jesus and pass the ammo!"

"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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Non-Political Humor Sept 17, 2021 19:49:52 GMT

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Sept 17, 2021 16:43:11 GMT LFC said:

Sept 17, 2021 15:47:59 GMT goldenvalley said:

Do you have to show some sort of passport before they sell you a tree?

Nope. Just shout the secret words: "Praise ~~Jesus~~ Trump, save the fetus, and pass the ammo!"

FIFY. This is their new holy trinity.

"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..."

"It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family"

"You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation"

"I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Sept 17, 2021 21:48:48 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Sept 17, 2021 21:48:48 GMT Sept 17, 2021 15:47:59 GMT goldenvalley said: Sept 17, 2021 12:43:47 GMT AnBr said: . Do you have to show some sort of passport before they sell you a tree? You need to buy an indugence.
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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