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AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Jul 23, 2021 21:48:56 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jul 23, 2021 21:48:56 GMT Jul 23, 2021 14:18:54 GMT @probabilistic3 said: Perhaps Bezos is a fan of Kornbluth.
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Jul 26, 2021 23:41:41 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Jul 26, 2021 23:41:41 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Jul 30, 2021 1:12:12 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jul 30, 2021 1:12:12 GMT . Attachments:
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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Non-Political Humor Jul 31, 2021 19:57:33 GMT

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Speaking of weirdos...

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

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Non-Political Humor Aug 3, 2021 22:01:29 GMT

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Regarding sleaze bag Andrew Cuomo's response to the investigation report about his molestation of women..."I'm Italian it's what I do" WaPo's resident satirist speaks as Jack the Ripper:

Many of the women of London have complained about my stabbing behavior, or would have, if they were still alive to do so. But I have put together a series of daguerreotype slides that shows me stabbing people in other settings, just to demonstrate how utterly blameless I am in all of this. In the sense that — I have always stabbed people. I’m a stabby guy. It’s what I do, and it’s not personal.

It's a stretch to compare Cuomo to ol' Jack but it struck my funny bone anyway.

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Aug 4, 2021 12:59:45 GMT RichTBikkies likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 4, 2021 12:59:45 GMT . Attachments:
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

pnwguy Associate Professor Posts: 1,447	Non-Political Humor Aug 4, 2021 16:22:11 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pnwguy on Aug 4, 2021 16:22:11 GMT Aug 4, 2021 12:59:45 GMT AnBr said: . Well, THAT could explain "blue balls"... Are they horny toads?
	"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..." "It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family" "You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation" "I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Aug 5, 2021 0:50:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 5, 2021 0:50:57 GMT . Attachments:
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Non-Political Humor Aug 5, 2021 19:08:03 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2021 19:08:03 GMT Aug 5, 2021 0:50:57 GMT AnBr said: . Ooh! Ooh! I know this one .... it's Twentyone-th street That made me laugh so hard I got gut ache

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Non-Political Humor Aug 5, 2021 20:01:08 GMT

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This is what specialization does. There's a team specialized to write Th., another Street, and a third one the number. Good reason for specialization. Efficiency, scale, mass production. However, there isn't someone responsible for the composite result.

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Aug 5, 2021 22:39:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 5, 2021 22:39:05 GMT Aug 5, 2021 19:08:03 GMT @islander said: Aug 5, 2021 0:50:57 GMT AnBr said: . Ooh! Ooh! I know this one .... it's Twentyone-th street That made me laugh so hard I got gut ache Are you sure it is not Twentyfirst-th street?
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Aug 5, 2021 22:39:40 GMT LFC likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 5, 2021 22:39:40 GMT . Attachments:
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

goldenvalley Tenured Full Professor Posts: 3,923	Non-Political Humor Aug 8, 2021 18:10:40 GMT Bact PhD, Art Vandelay, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by goldenvalley on Aug 8, 2021 18:10:40 GMT It's so good to see everyone! What do you have planned for the rest of the afternoon?

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Aug 10, 2021 15:34:49 GMT Bact PhD, LFC, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 10, 2021 15:34:49 GMT . Attachments:
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

Bact PhD Administrator Posts: 1,409	Non-Political Humor Aug 10, 2021 19:37:00 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bact PhD on Aug 10, 2021 19:37:00 GMT Aug 10, 2021 15:34:49 GMT AnBr said: . …and I am currently in Science Hell, with escape extremely unlikely for the foreseeable future.
	(About fame) Living for likes, shares and follows is a form of validation. The question is whether it is also the source of our self esteem. If it is, we’re screwed. And, culturally, it seems as if it’s become more and more our shared value. ... Meringue is no longer a sweet and pretty topping but the body itself. ~Charles Perez

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Aug 12, 2021 12:33:06 GMT LFC likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 12, 2021 12:33:06 GMT . Attachments:
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Aug 12, 2021 13:16:53 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 12, 2021 13:16:53 GMT . Attachments:
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Aug 13, 2021 15:36:13 GMT LFC likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 13, 2021 15:36:13 GMT . Attachments:
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Aug 16, 2021 1:52:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 16, 2021 1:52:48 GMT . Attachments:
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Aug 20, 2021 12:52:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 20, 2021 12:52:48 GMT Apr 11, 2021 10:51:42 GMT andydp said: Attachments:
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Aug 24, 2021 3:09:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 24, 2021 3:09:44 GMT . Attachments:
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Aug 24, 2021 12:58:00 GMT LFC likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 24, 2021 12:58:00 GMT . Attachments:
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Aug 24, 2021 13:41:51 GMT pnwguy likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Aug 24, 2021 13:41:51 GMT . Attachments:
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

pnwguy Associate Professor Posts: 1,447	Non-Political Humor Aug 24, 2021 14:28:42 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pnwguy on Aug 24, 2021 14:28:42 GMT Aug 24, 2021 12:58:00 GMT AnBr said: . This guy has a future as a GOP governor in some red state.
	"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..." "It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family" "You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation" "I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

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