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AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,818	Non-Political Humor Jun 30, 2021 13:00:40 GMT LFC likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jun 30, 2021 13:00:40 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

pnwguy Associate Professor Posts: 1,447	Non-Political Humor Jun 30, 2021 20:34:34 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by pnwguy on Jun 30, 2021 20:34:34 GMT Jun 30, 2021 13:00:40 GMT AnBr said: Is she offering her "morning stimulant" for $2.70? That would sure drive a lot more store traffic
	"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..." "It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family" "You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation" "I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Jul 1, 2021 0:09:19 GMT pnwguy likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Jul 1, 2021 0:09:19 GMT Jun 30, 2021 20:34:34 GMT pnwguy said: Is she offering her "morning stimulant" for $2.70? That would sure drive a lot more store traffic Predicted back in 2006!
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

Bact PhD Administrator Posts: 1,409	Non-Political Humor Jul 4, 2021 20:06:43 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bact PhD on Jul 4, 2021 20:06:43 GMT
	(About fame) Living for likes, shares and follows is a form of validation. The question is whether it is also the source of our self esteem. If it is, we’re screwed. And, culturally, it seems as if it’s become more and more our shared value. ... Meringue is no longer a sweet and pretty topping but the body itself. ~Charles Perez

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,818	Non-Political Humor Jul 5, 2021 2:05:07 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jul 5, 2021 2:05:07 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,818	Non-Political Humor Jul 8, 2021 4:32:33 GMT RichTBikkies likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jul 8, 2021 4:32:33 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

RichTBikkies Grad Student Trainee Basil Fawlty. Practising Victor Meldrew. Posts: 136	Non-Political Humor Jul 9, 2021 10:39:20 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RichTBikkies on Jul 9, 2021 10:39:20 GMT Fifty Likes. Or are they actually nonLikes?
	Reality is a hallucination caused by alcohol deprivation. Unknown. Only Satan can rebuke sin. The righteous don't know enough. Rudyard Kipling God is not dead. He was merely voted out of office. Unknown. You can do anything with anybody if you just save them the trouble of thinking. Rudyard Kipling People don’t believe in ideas: they believe in people who believe in ideas. Ze’ev Mankowitz

indy Administrator College Drop Out Posts: 929	Non-Political Humor Jul 9, 2021 12:42:32 GMT Rue Bella and RichTBikkies like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by indy on Jul 9, 2021 12:42:32 GMT Jul 9, 2021 10:39:20 GMT RichTBikkies said: Fifty Likes. Or are they actually nonLikes? Check your bank account and you'll know.

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,818	Non-Political Humor Jul 12, 2021 3:23:58 GMT LFC and pnwguy like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jul 12, 2021 3:23:58 GMT 2
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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If only the game lasted just the first 2 minutes!

Don't worry about this summer, mate. You've to wear it for the next 55 years. If only tournaments could be won with back passes and side-to-side passes, and occasional lucky penalty. I feel badly for the players but in a way I'm glad dourness didn't sneak by to win. No Gascoigne or Scholes but still quite a bit of creative talent, if only the manager would allow them to express themselves.

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,818	Non-Political Humor Jul 13, 2021 1:49:02 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jul 13, 2021 1:49:02 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,818	Non-Political Humor Jul 16, 2021 2:35:05 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jul 16, 2021 2:35:05 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,818	Non-Political Humor Jul 18, 2021 13:57:38 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jul 18, 2021 13:57:38 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Non-Political Humor Jul 18, 2021 14:16:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2021 14:16:27 GMT "Huh?! Not what I expected. Argh! Decades of wasted fantasies. What am I supposed do now?!"

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,818	Non-Political Humor Jul 18, 2021 14:22:26 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jul 18, 2021 14:22:26 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Jul 19, 2021 16:42:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Jul 19, 2021 16:42:55 GMT OMG, this is a Danish children's program.
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,818	Non-Political Humor Jul 22, 2021 3:17:18 GMT LFC likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jul 22, 2021 3:17:18 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Non-Political Humor Jul 22, 2021 3:31:35 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2021 3:31:35 GMT Well, when you put it like that.... RTB goes "Yep, it makes total sense, totally!"

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,818	Non-Political Humor Jul 23, 2021 3:03:38 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jul 23, 2021 3:03:38 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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