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Non-Political Humor Jun 14, 2021 17:04:26 GMT Bact PhD likes this

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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

RichTBikkies Grad Student Trainee Basil Fawlty. Practising Victor Meldrew. Posts: 136	Non-Political Humor Jun 14, 2021 19:23:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RichTBikkies on Jun 14, 2021 19:23:52 GMT Jun 14, 2021 14:32:18 GMT @probabilistic3 said: Jun 14, 2021 7:41:48 GMT RichTBikkies said: I'm explicitly ignoring that crack. Ahem! That wasn't the part of anatomy in question. A non-Like Like.
	Reality is a hallucination caused by alcohol deprivation. Unknown. Only Satan can rebuke sin. The righteous don't know enough. Rudyard Kipling God is not dead. He was merely voted out of office. Unknown. You can do anything with anybody if you just save them the trouble of thinking. Rudyard Kipling People don’t believe in ideas: they believe in people who believe in ideas. Ze’ev Mankowitz

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Non-Political Humor Jun 14, 2021 22:27:54 GMT

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Jun 14, 2021 19:23:52 GMT RichTBikkies said:

Jun 14, 2021 14:32:18 GMT @probabilistic3 said:

Ahem! That wasn't the part of anatomy in question.

A non-Like Like.

Your displeasure is duly noted. However, your umbrage might be better reserved for meditations on the interface of the aforementioned Apple device. How does one activate it? How does one adjust it? Is it voice operated? Does it understand natural language? Will it respond to whispers?

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,818	Non-Political Humor Jun 15, 2021 3:31:40 GMT Bact PhD and LFC like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jun 15, 2021 3:31:40 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,818	Non-Political Humor Jun 16, 2021 14:42:30 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Jun 16, 2021 14:42:30 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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RichTBikkies Grad Student Trainee Basil Fawlty. Practising Victor Meldrew. Posts: 136	Non-Political Humor Jun 17, 2021 5:45:24 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by RichTBikkies on Jun 17, 2021 5:45:24 GMT Bezos should be busted for getting his willie out in public. My own explanation is that every one of his lackeys was too terrified to draw his attention to the very bad optics. A non-like Like.
	Reality is a hallucination caused by alcohol deprivation. Unknown. Only Satan can rebuke sin. The righteous don't know enough. Rudyard Kipling God is not dead. He was merely voted out of office. Unknown. You can do anything with anybody if you just save them the trouble of thinking. Rudyard Kipling People don’t believe in ideas: they believe in people who believe in ideas. Ze’ev Mankowitz

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Jun 17, 2021 23:31:12 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Jun 17, 2021 23:31:12 GMT Slightly dated but still funny.
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Non-Political Humor Jun 18, 2021 15:55:51 GMT

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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

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	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	"All glory to the HypnoTrump, or else..." "It all makes sense when you remind yourself that the GOP is no longer a political party but turned into an organized crime family" "You are always at a disadvantage with a kidnapper who is willing to kill the hostage without hesitation" "I hope to live long enough that the name Trump is reviled as much as the name Hitler or Stalin"

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Jun 22, 2021 0:10:48 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Jun 22, 2021 0:10:48 GMT Grooooaaaaan.
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Jun 23, 2021 20:53:15 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Jun 23, 2021 20:53:15 GMT Why does this exist? And why can't I stop scrolling? Iconic...
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Jun 26, 2021 2:21:26 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Jun 26, 2021 2:21:26 GMT "AAAAAAHHHH!!! The liberal agenda has spread to the squirrels!!!" --The MAGAts
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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Non-Political Humor Jun 28, 2021 13:34:46 GMT

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Australia has its own type of traffic problems.

Personally, I think "Humping Kangaroos" would be a great name for in indie band.

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

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Non-Political Humor Jun 28, 2021 13:42:15 GMT

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Jun 28, 2021 13:34:46 GMT andydp said:

Personally, I think "Humping Kangaroos" would be a great name for in indie band.

Reminds me of this painting from the movie "Why Him?" with James Franco who, I just found out, is actually the artist.

"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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