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Post by andydp on Apr 13, 2024 12:10:57 GMT
In God's good time, Which does not always fall on Saturday When the world looks for wages.
Robert Browning
Ran into this one while looking:
I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.
Woody Allen
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Post by andydp on Apr 14, 2024 13:35:41 GMT
Great memories of Army days:
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
Dave Barry
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Post by andydp on Apr 15, 2024 11:28:05 GMT
Since its tax day for most of the US:
Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
Oscar Wilde
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Post by andydp on Apr 17, 2024 17:35:48 GMT
Prepping for the weekend babysitting extravaganza.
Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter!
Terry Pratchett
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Post by andydp on Apr 18, 2024 17:20:01 GMT
A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work.
Colin Powell
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Post by andydp on Apr 19, 2024 16:44:33 GMT
A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.
Aristophanes
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Post by andydp on Apr 20, 2024 17:11:00 GMT
Got some snow last night and more expected later.
If you walk on snow you cannot hide your footprints.
George Herbert
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Post by andydp on Apr 21, 2024 20:33:18 GMT
Doggone snow is doggone! 56 degrees at 1430 in Denver. First nice sunny day since we got here. So what to do ?
When you can't figure out what to do, it's time for a nap.
Mason Cooley
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Post by andydp on Apr 22, 2024 20:51:01 GMT
It's already 95 degrees outside. Mississippi got the most unorganized weather in the nation.
Kathryn Stockett
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Post by andydp on Apr 24, 2024 11:24:52 GMT
Home again !!
Awareness returning home is awareness being enfolded by what it knows.
John de Ruiter
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Post by andydp on Apr 25, 2024 11:55:37 GMT
While flipping through the several hundred available channels on ROKU last evening, I came across reruns of "Major Dad". This was our family favorite because when it first aired, I WAS a Major and a dad.
Most worries are reruns.
Claude Maxwell MacDonald
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Post by andydp on Apr 26, 2024 12:14:43 GMT
In 1903 the Wright brothers invented airplanes, because in 1902 they took a road trip across the country with their family.
Bill Engvall
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Post by andydp on Apr 27, 2024 16:05:45 GMT
Reaggravated my back moving patio furniture around couple of days ago. Back on muscle relaxers and rest.
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Haruki Murakami
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Post by andydp on Apr 28, 2024 10:29:41 GMT
I'm keeping a low profile to help my back heal...
Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore.
Cecil Beaton
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Post by andydp on Apr 29, 2024 12:17:30 GMT
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
Confucius
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Post by goldenvalley on Apr 29, 2024 15:57:40 GMT
Reaggravated my back moving patio furniture around couple of days ago. Back on muscle relaxers and rest. Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. Haruki Murakami Yikes. The worst injuries happen within a mile of home. Yet people stress about flying. |
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Post by andydp on Apr 30, 2024 11:59:50 GMT
My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.
Willie Nelson
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Post by AnBr on Apr 30, 2024 13:49:40 GMT
Who just turned 91.
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Post by andydp on May 1, 2024 12:21:35 GMT
A thought that sometimes makes me hazy: Am I - or are the others crazy?
Albert Einstein
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Post by andydp on May 2, 2024 14:31:06 GMT
Good digestions, the gray monotony of provincial life, and the boredom-ah the soul-destroying boredom-of long days of mild content.
Jean-Paul Sartre
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