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Non-Political Humor Mar 30, 2023 11:58:52 GMT

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In case you're thinking of it, I'm applying for the squirrel matador job.

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Mar 30, 2023 13:23:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Mar 30, 2023 13:23:01 GMT Hired!
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Apr 2, 2023 15:21:02 GMT LFC likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Apr 2, 2023 15:21:02 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

AnBr Associate Professor Posts: 1,819	Non-Political Humor Apr 2, 2023 15:21:55 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AnBr on Apr 2, 2023 15:21:55 GMT
	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Apr 4, 2023 15:37:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Apr 4, 2023 15:37:52 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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Non-Political Humor Apr 24, 2023 17:53:29 GMT goldenvalley likes this

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Car ownership for dummies, Italian style:

"To avoid locking your fob in the trunk, avoid leaving the fob in your trunk"

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Apr 25, 2023 21:04:29 GMT Bact PhD and goldenvalley like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Apr 25, 2023 21:04:29 GMT I'm not even a football fan and winced a little at this one. OUCH!
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Apr 26, 2023 16:42:33 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Apr 26, 2023 16:42:33 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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Non-Political Humor May 6, 2023 21:54:55 GMT Bact PhD and LFC like this

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Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

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Non-Political Humor May 9, 2023 12:16:47 GMT

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My world and welcome to it.

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. Rev Martin Luther King Jr.

Obamacare took my guns away and put me in a FEMA reeducation camp. Anonymous

Calumny is only the noise of madmen. — Diogenes

When you have no basis for an argument, abuse the plaintiff. Marcus Tullius Cicero

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. Donald Trump

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor May 9, 2023 12:53:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on May 9, 2023 12:53:23 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor May 9, 2023 12:55:14 GMT andydp and pnwguy like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on May 9, 2023 12:55:14 GMT May 9, 2023 12:16:47 GMT andydp said: My world and welcome to it. Looking at the outfits, I think that's a "wurst-case scenario."
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Non-Political Humor May 9, 2023 15:08:29 GMT

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May 9, 2023 12:55:14 GMT LFC said:

May 9, 2023 12:16:47 GMT andydp said:

My world and welcome to it.

Looking at the outfits, I think that's a "wurst-case scenario."

The Brits are hoarders. They collect a bunch of stuff in their attics and keep it for years and years. Then on special occasions they drag it out and wear it.

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor May 17, 2023 20:58:16 GMT Bact PhD, goldenvalley, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on May 17, 2023 20:58:16 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Jun 12, 2023 23:03:54 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Jun 12, 2023 23:03:54 GMT
	"That's the problem with being implacable foes - no one has any incentive to treat you as anything more than an obstacle to be overcome."

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	Insisting on your rights without acknowledging your responsibilities isn't freedom, it is adolescence. "To get your playing more forceful, hit the drums harder." — Keith Moon, May 6, 1967, Melody Maker magazine

LFC Administrator Posts: 10,666	Non-Political Humor Jun 20, 2023 20:40:04 GMT goldenvalley likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LFC on Jun 20, 2023 20:40:04 GMT Too soon?
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