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Post by andydp on Mar 26, 2023 16:23:53 GMT
Except for my trip to the liquor** and grocery stores its been a VERY quiet weekend.
Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.
Woody Allen
** Waited about 45 minutes outside of the store for the chance to purchase a bottle of Single Barrel Buffalo Trace Bourbon.
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Post by andydp on Mar 27, 2023 16:28:42 GMT
Since the spine MD gave me a go ahead to wean myself off the body brace I thought a Corvette quote would be good:
You know how I impress girls at the gym? I do pull ups: I pull up in a Corvette, in a Cadillac, and in a Mercedes.
Jerry Lawler
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Post by andydp on Mar 28, 2023 17:29:17 GMT
Be grateful! It is easy to thank after obtaining what you want. Thank before having what you want.
Shams Tabrizi
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Post by andydp on Mar 29, 2023 18:21:47 GMT
In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
Mark Twain
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Post by andydp on Mar 30, 2023 10:29:59 GMT
In honor of Baseball Opening Day:
I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game.
Walt Whitman
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Post by andydp on Mar 31, 2023 13:36:39 GMT
Baseball is reassuring. It makes me feel as if the world is not going to blow up.
Sharon Olds
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Post by pnwguy on Mar 31, 2023 17:25:40 GMT
Baseball is reassuring. It makes me feel as if the world is not going to blow up.
Sharon Olds Yes, but couldn't you say the same about fishing?   |
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Post by andydp on Mar 31, 2023 17:36:52 GMT
Baseball is reassuring. It makes me feel as if the world is not going to blow up.
Sharon Olds Yes, but couldn't you say the same about fishing? View AttachmentDepends on the amount of beer available. |
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Post by LFC on Mar 31, 2023 18:42:13 GMT
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Post by andydp on Apr 1, 2023 11:13:09 GMT
Its pouring rain right now. It will be followed by temps in the 70's and severe storms, followed by temps in the 30-40 range. (<No its not an April Fool's joke.)
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Dave Barry
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Post by andydp on Apr 2, 2023 15:44:35 GMT
Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.
Stevie Wonder
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Post by andydp on Apr 3, 2023 12:34:18 GMT
Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter.
Benjamin Franklin
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Post by andydp on Apr 4, 2023 12:12:49 GMT
Took Big Bird out on his Spring shakedown cruise yesterday. Success !! All systems seem to be a "go"
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
Robin Williams
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Post by andydp on Apr 5, 2023 13:04:12 GMT
Happy and Blessed Passover
The Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City.
Jon Stewart
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Post by andydp on Apr 6, 2023 12:12:08 GMT
I ordered a "six pack" of wine from a deal I got for buying something else. So in that vein...
When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
Aristophanes
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Post by andydp on Apr 7, 2023 12:30:42 GMT
Its Good Friday:
2,000 years ago one man got nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if everyone was nice to each other for a change.
Douglas Adams
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Post by andydp on Apr 8, 2023 11:58:34 GMT
I'm doing a morning Bourbon run so...
I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn't have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey.
Andrew Jackson
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Post by andydp on Apr 10, 2023 12:06:52 GMT
Master Chuang Tzu says the spring insect knows nothing of the winter! We can also say suspicion knows nothing of the peace of mind!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
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Post by andydp on Apr 11, 2023 12:41:16 GMT
Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.
Thornton Wilder
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Post by andydp on Apr 12, 2023 11:06:49 GMT
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Doug Larson
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Post by andydp on Apr 13, 2023 11:40:52 GMT
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
Charles M. Schulz
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Post by andydp on Apr 14, 2023 11:30:35 GMT
Sometimes the whole world is mud luscious and puddle wonderful
Thomas M. Disch
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Post by andydp on Apr 15, 2023 11:57:33 GMT
Life defined only as the opposite of death is not life.
Mahmoud Darwish
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Post by andydp on Apr 16, 2023 11:03:38 GMT
The one who has a good friend doesn't need any mirror.
Rumi
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Post by andydp on Apr 17, 2023 11:27:07 GMT
A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.
Ruth Graham
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