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Post by andydp on Apr 18, 2023 12:39:26 GMT
Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.
Fuzzy Zoeller
Just to update: back pain has devolved into the kind of pain you would get if you lifted something the wrong way. Couple of Advil do take care of it.
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Post by andydp on Apr 19, 2023 11:34:13 GMT
Thinking about the political climate...
Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.
Charles Lamb
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Post by andydp on Apr 20, 2023 12:43:59 GMT
Karen returns home today. I need to assume "normal" guidance.
If you are always trying to be normal you will never know how amazing you can be.
Maya Angelou
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Post by goldenvalley on Apr 20, 2023 15:57:32 GMT
Good for Karen! Will be nice to be away from an institutional setting. I assume in home PT and OT is ordered?
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Post by andydp on Apr 20, 2023 16:54:07 GMT
Good for Karen! Will be nice to be away from an institutional setting. I assume in home PT and OT is ordered? She'll be getting at home PT/OT for a couple of weeks. |
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Post by andydp on Apr 21, 2023 12:17:13 GMT
Because its Friday:
Frame your mind to mirth and merriment which bars a thousand harms and lengthens life.
William Shakespeare
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Post by andydp on Apr 22, 2023 12:03:26 GMT
Yesterday, was the anniversary of the founding of Rome by Romulus and Remus in 753BC.
When falls the Coliseum, Rome shall fall; And when Rome falls--the World.
Lord Byron
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Post by andydp on Apr 23, 2023 10:44:03 GMT
Its Sunday, its raining, NYT Xword is here.
But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.
Derek Landy
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Post by andydp on Apr 24, 2023 13:05:05 GMT
Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
Haruki Murakami
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Post by andydp on Apr 25, 2023 15:34:40 GMT
It is difficult to steer a parked car, so get moving.
Henrietta Mears
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Post by andydp on Apr 26, 2023 10:02:38 GMT
It is not abstinence from pleasures that is best, but mastery over them without being worsted.
Aristippus
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Post by andydp on Apr 27, 2023 11:06:09 GMT
A multitude of words is no proof of a prudent mind.
Thales
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Post by andydp on Apr 28, 2023 11:55:59 GMT
Listen up, because I've got nothing to say and I'm only gonna to say it once.
Yogi Berra
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Post by andydp on Apr 29, 2023 17:17:01 GMT
Rain is expected for the entire week. Clearing up next weekend. With that in mind...
Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.
Mason Cooley
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Post by andydp on Apr 30, 2023 13:52:41 GMT
A "two fer: today. A bunch of my friends went to McSorley's Old Ale House in NYC last night. I did a one minute face time because it was too noisy in the bar (go figure). I just waved a libation at them and they returned the favor.
The only cure for a real hangover is death.
Robert Benchley
While searching for the above bon mot, I came across this one. I will have to save for a future encounter."
You are literally too stupid to insult.
Ed Helms
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Post by andydp on May 1, 2023 12:10:03 GMT
For the Military, "The Eagle Squawks". Meaning: Payday !!
Payday came and with it beer
Rudyard Kipling
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Post by andydp on May 2, 2023 11:50:45 GMT
In recognition of my returning to the gym today, I thought I would cite The Great Lebowski:
Eating ice cream and not exercising is great. The downside is your health isn't so good.
Jeff Bridges
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Post by andydp on May 3, 2023 11:33:13 GMT
In acknowledgement of all the *&#@% rain this week:
I always feel sorry for people who think more about a rainy day ahead than sunshine today.
Rae Foley
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Post by andydp on May 4, 2023 16:47:14 GMT
The past is a pebble in my shoe.
Edgar Allan Poe
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Post by andydp on May 5, 2023 17:51:49 GMT
For humans as well as for ships, dark stormy nights are better teachers than tranquil sunny days.
Mehmet Murat Ildan
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Post by andydp on May 6, 2023 11:24:23 GMT
Since I'll be at a car show today (I wasn't invited either), thought a sports car quote would be appropriate.
She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.
Milton Berle
(The car is American, but the "sport" in it (me) is Italian.)
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Post by andydp on May 7, 2023 17:01:21 GMT
I know a man who is a diamond cutter. He mows the lawn at Yankee Stadium.
Henny Youngman
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Post by andydp on May 8, 2023 11:14:03 GMT
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Steven Wright
Just for a laugh:
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
Steven Wright
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Post by andydp on May 9, 2023 12:08:34 GMT
I'm not telling you it is going to be easy - I'm telling you it's going to be worth it.
Arthur L. Williams, Jr.
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Post by andydp on May 10, 2023 12:01:47 GMT
Lawn mowing extravaganza yesterday and today.
The fairies break their dances And leave the printed lawn.
A. E. Housman
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