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Post by andydp on May 11, 2023 19:49:20 GMT
The doctors may be mapping out the war games, but it is the nurses who make the conflict bearable.
Jodi Picoult
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Post by andydp on May 12, 2023 12:01:11 GMT
If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower.
Mark Donohue
(Car events this weekend)
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Post by andydp on May 13, 2023 19:53:18 GMT
Spent all morning at a car show so...
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Woody Allen
Bonus:
Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.
Woody Allen
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Post by andydp on May 14, 2023 14:00:09 GMT
In commemoration of National Chicken Dance day I present Beyonce`  Let's not forget: Happy Mother's Day to all !! My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
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Post by andydp on May 15, 2023 12:24:27 GMT
Some travel this weekend.
A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving.
Laozi
This is how we did Route 66. No timetables.
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Post by andydp on May 16, 2023 11:34:24 GMT
The pitcher has to find out if the hitter is timid. And if the hitter is timid, he has to remind the hitter he's timid.
Don Drysdale
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Post by andydp on May 17, 2023 11:41:39 GMT
Really not sure about this quote. I have questions.
My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.
Charlaine Harris
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Post by andydp on May 18, 2023 12:38:38 GMT
If you only say one prayer in a day make it Thank You.
Rumi
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Post by andydp on May 22, 2023 11:16:10 GMT
Long weekend in Watkins Glen for their first Annual Corvette Festival.
The cars we drive say a lot about us.
Alexandra Paul
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Post by LFC on May 22, 2023 17:30:56 GMT
Long weekend in Watkins Glen for their first Annual Corvette Festival. The cars we drive say a lot about us.
Alexandra Paul Over the years I've noticed that certain vehicles have an inordinately high rate of piss poor drivers. Any type of vehicle plastered with Penn State U. crap is nearly guaranteed to be a bad driver. We call them "paw people" for the PSU paw symbol they often display.
We also say, "It's a Jeep thing. We'll never understand." I have no idea why the percentage of Jeep drivers can't drive, but in our experience so many are pretty awful.
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Post by andydp on May 22, 2023 19:55:04 GMT
Long weekend in Watkins Glen for their first Annual Corvette Festival. The cars we drive say a lot about us.
Alexandra Paul Over the years I've noticed that certain vehicles have an inordinately high rate of piss poor drivers. Any type of vehicle plastered with Penn State U. crap is nearly guaranteed to be a bad driver. We call them "paw people" for the PSU paw symbol they often display.
We also say, "It's a Jeep thing. We'll never understand." I have no idea why the percentage of Jeep drivers can't drive, but in our experience so many are pretty awful.
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Post by andydp on May 23, 2023 12:32:12 GMT
I've heard of Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. But I've never heard of Someday.
Reverend Ike
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Post by andydp on May 24, 2023 12:31:59 GMT
Finished washing Big Bird from our weekend trip. Monday: the car at the car wash, Tuesday the wheels (one hour +/-). A labor of love.
When I think of the future, I think of doing my washing so I've something to wear tomorrow.
Julie Walters
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Post by andydp on May 26, 2023 16:56:20 GMT
We have finally arrived in Colorado.
If you do not know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere.
Henry A. Kissinger
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Post by andydp on May 27, 2023 21:16:07 GMT
Some home improvements at daughter’s house. At least there are no gas powered tool involved.
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Post by andydp on May 29, 2023 18:18:03 GMT
Memorial Day thought:
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
George S. Patton
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Post by andydp on May 30, 2023 15:32:10 GMT
Time will not dim the glory of their deeds.
General of the Armies John J. Pershing.
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Post by andydp on May 31, 2023 15:10:35 GMT
Stuck at Midway waiting for out Albany flight.
Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.
Dave Barry
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Post by andydp on Jun 1, 2023 11:38:31 GMT
Good to be home again.
He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Post by andydp on Jun 2, 2023 9:51:29 GMT
Criticism, like rain, should be gentle enough to nourish a man's growth without destroying his roots.
Frank A. Clark
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Post by andydp on Jun 3, 2023 11:26:31 GMT
What a piece of bread looks like depends on whether you are hungry or not.
Rumi
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Post by andydp on Jun 5, 2023 13:21:43 GMT
Don't regret what's happened. If it's in the past, LET IT GO. Don't even remember it !
Rumi
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Post by andydp on Jun 6, 2023 13:36:32 GMT
Just reminding everyone today is the 79th anniversary of D-Day
I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom.
Bob Dylan
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Post by andydp on Jun 7, 2023 11:11:17 GMT
When proven wrong, the wise man will correct himself and the ignorant will keep arguing.
Ali ibn Abi Talib
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Post by andydp on Jun 12, 2023 11:16:48 GMT
We were busy eating Lobsters and doing car stuff like going to LL Bean. Today's mantra:
After enlightenment, the laundry.
Gautama Buddha
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