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Post by andydp on Jun 13, 2023 12:04:06 GMT
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Steven Wright
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Post by andydp on Jun 14, 2023 11:14:07 GMT
Washed the car yesterday, will have to clean it again Sunday after the rain.
My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
Henny Youngman
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Post by andydp on Jun 15, 2023 15:14:18 GMT
I grew up all around the world, when I settled in a suburb in America, I didn't have any idea what I was supposed to wear.
Dylan Walsh
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Post by andydp on Jun 16, 2023 12:41:57 GMT
What's behind you doesn't matter.
Enzo Ferrari
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Post by andydp on Jun 17, 2023 12:10:47 GMT
Leaders honor their core values, but they are flexible in how they execute them.
Colin Powell
Bonus:
The minute you get too big to mop a floor or wipe a counter, that's the exact minute you have life f**ked up.
DMX
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Post by andydp on Jun 19, 2023 11:51:04 GMT
I've decided that my motto in life is "Get off my lawn." It's the right answer to everything. **
P. J. O'Rourke
** Paradox Brewing, North Hudson NY has an IPA called "Get off my Lawn"
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Post by andydp on Jun 20, 2023 11:54:57 GMT
Many of you don't follow baseball. Suffice it to say the Yankees would have done better listening to Lefty Gomez this weekend.
A lot of things run through your head when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of them was, "Should I spike myself?"
Lefty Gomez
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Post by andydp on Jun 23, 2023 18:43:04 GMT
We have a separate life besides here.
You can never go home again, but the truth is you can never leave home, so it's all right.
Maya Angelou
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Post by andydp on Jun 25, 2023 15:15:19 GMT
South Jersey: Hot, Humid and Mosquito friendly.
A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing and mojito in your hand.
Bar Refaeli
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Post by andydp on Jun 26, 2023 18:15:25 GMT
Do not swallow bait offered by the enemy. Do not interfere with an army that is returning home.
Sun Tzu
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Post by andydp on Jun 27, 2023 11:33:08 GMT
We have rain in the forecast for the next two weeks. (Not washouts, just storms.)
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
Langston Hughes
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Post by andydp on Jun 28, 2023 12:57:38 GMT
Arise from sleep, old cat, And with great yawns and stretchings... Amble out for love
Kobayashi Issa
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Post by andydp on Jun 29, 2023 12:19:20 GMT
Yankees pitcher Domingo German pitched a perfect game (4th in Yankee History) against Oakland. He did it with 99 pitches.
Everybody says we hated the Yankees. We didn't hate the Yankees. We just hated the way they beat us.
Al Lopez
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Post by andydp on Jun 30, 2023 14:28:04 GMT
People don't notice whether it's winter or summer when they're happy.
Anton Chekhov
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Post by andydp on Jul 2, 2023 14:19:54 GMT
Lots of needed rain in the Northeast today.
The dearest events are summer-rain.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Post by andydp on Jul 3, 2023 12:04:49 GMT
True independence and freedom can only exist in doing what's right.
Brigham Young
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Post by andydp on Jul 4, 2023 11:47:17 GMT
Happy Fourth everyone !!
The American Revolution was a beginning, not a consummation.
Woodrow Wilson
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Post by andydp on Jul 5, 2023 23:11:25 GMT
Since the Yankees are not on normal people's TV network tonight, I thought I'd quote the Ol` Perfesser, Casey Stengel.
The trick is growing up without growing old.
Casey Stengel
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Post by andydp on Jul 6, 2023 10:09:04 GMT
Heat warnings all over the place: Please be careful, hydrate and keep an eye on your neighbors and relatives.
Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
William Penn
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Post by andydp on Jul 7, 2023 12:05:03 GMT
Part of our weekend will involve a trip to the Saratoga Auto Museum for the "Bond in Motion" exhibit. For your enjoyment here's Sean Connery as "Bond, James Bond", in Goldfinger.  |
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Post by andydp on Jul 8, 2023 10:52:20 GMT
Expecting a lot of rain Sunday:
Someone has somewhere commented on the fact that millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.
Susan Ertz
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Post by andydp on Jul 9, 2023 14:11:13 GMT
Some people are making such thorough preparation for rainy days that they aren't enjoying today's sunshine.
William Feather
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Post by andydp on Jul 10, 2023 14:36:09 GMT
Live life as if its rigged in your favor.
Rumi
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Post by andydp on Jul 11, 2023 13:48:42 GMT
Somewhere, a long way away, people are doing sensible things like mowing lawns and digging gardens.
Michael Palin
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Post by andydp on Jul 13, 2023 15:46:51 GMT
Wine stimulates the mind and makes it quick with heat; care flees and is dissolved in much drink.
Ovid
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